May 2013
pizza:
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
fasterfood:
any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day
What I hate about being a girl:
little-drops-of-sunshine:
missrenaaa:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Oh, and fancying the fuck...
condorn:
unfollowers?
*does cup song*
ur gonna miss me when im gone
ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
rnackenzie:
hey i used to be uglier believe it or not
photolies:
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
rydek:
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
sealcat:
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.
– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via anditslove)
thegleefulhouseelf:
kaliforniaa-dreamerr:
theamazingrigby:
sodamnrelatable:
do you ever just look at your homework like this
I look at people like this
I look at everything like this
I look like this