March 2012
February 2012
Don't assume my posts are about you. But if you're...
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
Never cheat on the future with the past.
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as a tribute.
Memories take us back. Dreams take us forward.
Watchlifeisdopedude:
I try to be sexy. Doesn’t work that well. Enjoy.
Oh my goodness…
me on my period
me: why the fuck can't i have a penis
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 3 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
me: why am i so horny
